Will Rogers said “a difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.”
But, as a child, I thought that there were certain things with which everyone would agree, where no difference of opinion was possible.
Like the idea that playing baseball was the best imaginable way to make a living and the dream of every red-blooded American male.
Duke Snider taught me otherwise. It was a hard lesson that I learned some time in the 1950s, simply by watching a TV interview of the gifted ball player.
It must have been about the time in 1956 when his infamous article in Collier’s magazine appeared: “I Play Baseball for Money — Not Fun,” co-written with Roger Kahn.
But I didn’t know anything about that. All I knew was that in the middle of the aforementioned interview, when the admiring TV personality questioned him, Edwin Donald “Duke” Snider said that he would rather be on his avocado farm in California than playing center field for the Brooklyn Dodgers.
What! What did he say? And, by the way, what’s an avocado? Here was this handsome, power hitting, left-handed batsman, both graceful and swift, doing something I could only wish I might do; and what did he say?
How can a man I thought to be a hero, a member of the World Champion Dodgers, a teammate of Jackie Robinson, want to be a farmer? Heck, is a farmer and prefers it to playing ball. How is this possible?
As a little kid in Chicago in the ’50s, I had never actually seen a farm. I knew vegetables came out of cans and never thought very much about the people who actually grew them and put them into cans.
In fact, the only time that the question of farming ever came up in conversation around my house, was when I asked my dad where I came from.
Yes, the sex question.
My dad’s answer was simple. He said, “I planted the seed.”
I was badly thrown by the answer, led in the direction of corn and beans and all sorts of things that presumably were grown by farmers, along with small boys.
It took me years to recover from this misinformation and probably delayed my sexual development by a full decade.
Later in his life, Duke Snider admitted that his attitude wasn’t always the best. His New York Times obituary of February 28, 2011 quoted him as saying, “I had to learn that every day wasn’t a bed of roses, and that took some time. I would sulk. I’d have a pity party for myself.”
That summer afternoon of the televised interview I saw must have been one of those days.
I guess the Duke didn’t care for the “boos” he sometimes received, occasionally unfavorable newspaper commentary, the pressure, the travel, and the sheer grind of a long season.
But, I suppose there was a worthy lesson in Duke’s complaint to the local sportscaster. In fact, there were a few lessons:
- Make the most of every day.
- Accept the up-and-down nature of life.
- Remember that there might be a lot of people who only they wish they could be as well-situated as you are.
- If you are a farmer, check carefully before turning on the threshing machine, lest you injure a baby boy.
- And, maybe most important of all: be careful what you say. Kids are listening.